My associate and I were sitting last night in the usual position, playing Manhunt, watching T2, drinking beer and smoking blow, when we came up with our band names. I, Skippy, will be known as Judge Head. McGrathy will hereafter answer to John Paul Barnes.
We still need to think of a name for that bald fuck Daz, who is the third 'official' member of FBTR. We'll also need to have suitable monikers for Emmett, Aileen and any other would-be collaboratayers [sic]. Any suggestions for decent names would be very fucking appreciated.
Ta,
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I happen to know someone who played a character called Judgehead #2 in an 80s Hollywood movie! Come to think of it, his band was in it too. A barbershop quartet, they sang two songs in the film: one about cross-dressing marines, the other about the wonders of spanking.
I would have called you Rapscallion myself...
Cross-dressing marines would be a great subject to write a song about. It would be full of double entendres about weaponry, rifles and so on. Plus, being Marines, they would require the help of those Navy boys to give them a ride to the warzone, so they would be knee-deep in seamen a lot of the time.
'Rapscallion' sounds intriguing, but it's nowhere near camp enough for my taste. besides, it's not too far removed from my real surname, and we can't be having that. The temptation to put '#2' after my name would be too great, if John Paul Barnes hadn't already beaten me to it.
Keep 'em coming, Drass. I look forward to hearing Unbalanced Grass's new recordings.
Judge Head
'Rapscallion' sounds intriguing, but it's nowhere near camp enough for my taste. besides, it's not too far removed from my real surname...
Yep, that was deliberate on my part!
I'm sure that FTBR's work will render UG lines such as 'fuck the whales, go doggy style' mild by comparison...
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