Hey Man Look At Me Rocking Out

Last night, after M.It and The Khemisist had popped out to see a (no doubt wholly inferior) other band, John Paul Barnes II and I cranked up the amps and riffed out for a few hours. We came up with some killer hooks for 'Who Is Driving Car', 'We Are Ninjas' and 'Vulva', and wrote them down neatly in a little book of tab paper for later reference. Aww.

For a realtive newcomer to the guitar, JPBII is a fucking riff machine. I guess he doesn't give a fuck, as long as it feels and sounds good. So I've given him a mission to make as many fucking big dirty riffs as he can get his twisted head around. For his part, he has set me a daunting task: to write a tune with lyrics made up entirely of quotes from the Metal Gear series. Considering I only ever spoke in such quotes for my entire final year of university (ask anyone), this should be just about possible, though wether it will make the final cut is debatable.

Get out of my mind, Josh Homme - you lanky ginger bastard!

Judge Head