Fwank (previously known as Darren), John Paul Barnes II, M.It and my good self held an alcohol-fuelled meeting last Sunday and thrashed out a few ideas whilst watching the football. Fwank had the awesome idea of covering 'I Touch Myself' by The Divinyls, which I think would sound great when bastardized in the NIN/Slipknot vein, all searing feedback and obsessed rasping. We also came up with 'Fisted Sister', which I presume will be an instrumental.
In other news, JPBII and myself riffed out last night in an attempt to teach him rhythm. I explained that he would need to masturbate excessively between now and next weekend to try and loosen his wrist up sufficiently. To his credit, he's already come up with some awesome riffs that I can nail some lyrics to. The trick now is being able to play them in time.
The recording deadline looms ever closer, and I have an idea in my head for a list of songs to record. If we can do all of 'em in three days, it'll be a fucking miracle.
- Intro
- We Are Ninjas
- Who Is Driving Car?
- Slippery Snake
- Vulva: A Cautionary Tale
- Fisted Sister
- Antibiotic
- I Touch Myself
- Butter Her Brown
- Why Is She Sniffing My Ass?
Ten tracks of genius. Kind of. We just need to get our masks sorted, set up the equipment, lay down the drums and guide tracks, stock up on drink and drugs, and record the fucking album.
Easy!
Judge Head

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